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Courtney, Winona, River, & Robert Downey, Jr:
Their Hippie Parents Smoked 'Em
Courtney Love, the rock widow from Spaceland. Winona
Ryder, the adorable thespian kleptomaniac with a nasty
prescription pill problem. River Phoenix, the shy vegan
who loved PETA and heroin. Robert Downey, Jr., the junkie acting genius
who chose state prison over Malibu.
What do they all have in common?
Hippie parents who screwed up their kids with their trip.
For the full down and dirty on some of Hollywood's most controversial artists, join us for this week's fascinating new episode...
Courtney, Winona, River, & Robert Downey, Jr: Their Hippie Parents Smoked 'Em!
Elvis And The Yogi
Take A Magical, Mystery Tour
Elvis's favorite spot in LA was a spiritual retreat founded by a famed Hindu holy man who was Gandhi's Yoga teacher.
The ashes of the Mahatma are at this shrine on Sunset Boulevard, where Elvis & his Memphis Mafia went to find peace and a higher love away from groupies and adoring movie star girlfriends.
Cher & Her Bagel Boy And
Annie Oakley & Her Sitting Bull
These two generous, workaholics began life destitute, but set their sights on superstardom early. Fatherless at a young age, both met married men with children at age 15, who they eventually married.
Their husbands, both 12 years their senior, guided them to world fame and fortune. Both straightshooters suffered the slings and arrows of the tabloids, and both sued the rags and WON!!!!
Lindsay, Woody, and Elvis:
Stars & Their Jailbird Dads
One star's dad is a convicted contract killer believed to be involved in the JFK assassination.
Another's dad is an alcoholic, drug addicted white collar thief who stole millions from investors before turning to more violent crime.
The last member of this superstar trio has a dad who served time in the penitentiary for forging an employer's check from $3 to $8, leading the boy to what some deemed an "unnatural" relationship with his mother.
Jessica & Ashlee And Gypsy Rose Lee:
Sizzling Sisters And Their Stage Parents From Hell
There are two sister acts in show biz whose parents pushed them out on the circuit very early and who struggled well into adulthood to free themselves from filial suffocation.
Their manager parents pimped them out to fame and fortune by sexualizing them and pocketing the money.
Angelina Jolie & Kate Hepburn:
Honesty & Lesbian Flings Are Sexy
Honesty about a gal's swinging both ways and her unbridled passion for a lusty, big life, makes Angelina Jolie the sexiest woman on the planet!
Katherine Hepburn sends her lady love packing and concocts "The Greatest Romance in Hollywood History" with a married father, the bisexual, hopeless alcoholic Spencer Tracy, making her the Queen of Denial. Not sexy!
Johnny Depp and F. Scott Fitzgerald:
Americans Doin' It the French Way
Johnny Depp gives up his wild ways to coo sweet nothings in French to his lady love.
While F. Scott Fitzgerald searches the Louvre with Hemingway for Greek statues that can prove his manhood is up to snuff!!
APB - Paris Hilton Gets Arrested:
Skank Fails Blow ME-ter
Paris Hilton's drunken antics on the set of her new movie, lands her a drunken photo shoot for the paparazzi and some jail time.
Cher's son Elijah Blue, feels the burn of Paris' skank-o-meter after a steamy encounter. In fear of contracting VD, he douses himself with a cool, refreshing splash of Bathroom Cleaner!!
Skank-tastic!!!
Listen to the Podcast.
Brad Pitt And Rudolph Valentino:
Pussy Whipped In Hollywood
The two sexiest men in the history of Hollywood, Brad Pitt, and Rudolph Valentino, were married to the most beautiful lesbians ever seen in Tinsel Town.
Everyone snickered that they were "Pussy Whipped", but the two sexy hunks seemed quite content with their lesbo lovers.
Romp with them through their sexy adventures in The Garden of Alla, the notorious lesbian den of pleasure in the silent film era.
Madonna: The World's Greatest Female Impersonator
All hail Madonna the ubermensch!
For years Madonna has continued to reinvent herself, borrowing style and flare from Hollywood and history's femme fetale icons, Marilyn Monroe and Marlene Dietrich.
Her impersonations are as impeccable as her British accent!
Join the Starr Sisters of Malibu for this week's salacious episode,
"Madonna: The World's Greatest Female Impersonator"
Paris Hilton And That Churchill Tramp
Celebutante Paris Hilton gets down and dirty with history's Pamela Churchill. Let's dish about these two "working" girls and see how they hold up to one another.
Pamela Churchill serves her country as ambassador to France after a flirtation with President Clinton and Paris Hilton's sexploits on video serve as a publicity stunt to becoming a household brand!
Mel Gibson's Malibu Meltdown
Let's dish about Mel Gibson's recent DUI arrest in Malibu!
His outbursts were outrageous.
We've got all the insider information.
You wouldn't believe what he had to say!?!?
Listen to the podcast.
George Clooney And Abraham Lincoln:
The Great Emancipators
George and Abe led racy bachelor lives until they got serious about helping the cause to free oppressed Africans.
Then they got universal respect!!
Read the blog.
Pam Anderson and Gandhi: Sexy Vegetarians
Pam Anderson claims that vegetarians have the best orgasms. Her mother claims she can't believe Pam's taste in men, like Tommy Lee and Kid Rock!
Gandhi, the sexy ladies' man, goes celibate, denying his wife her conjugal rights to preserve his seed (in a sacred Hindu practice) for freeing India from British rule!
Both veggie lovers agree that real ecstasy is found in treating animals well and not eating them!
Britney And The Nuns In Her Hood
The Franciscan nuns in the pop diva's Malibu hood are praying that Britney, Kevin and their two little sons will make it.
The Baby Madonna's forgiving ways have many believing she's channeling Mother Teresa. Her neighbor Mel Gibson should drop by for coffee!
Read the blog.
Pam Anderson & Anna Nicole Shop Costco...
Mary Lincoln Went Broke Buying Retail
If you're lucky enough to live in the suburbs over the hills near Malibu, you could run into these two big sexpots buying toilet paper and designer water in bulk.
Abe Lincoln's bipolar wife should have had a Costco card for the 400 pairs of white gloves she bought to personally wear to the Inaugural Ball!
Read the blog.
Jessica Simpson & Jean Harlow:
“The Creepy Dad Club”
Join the legendary Starr Sisters of Malibu, Patte and Randa in their discussion about their reader acclaimed blog: "The Creepy Dad Club"
Jessica promises her virginity to her father "Pastor" Joe and original Hollywood starlet Jean Harlow's father pimps her out to the Mob! Scandalous!!!
Courtney, Winona, River & Robert Downey Jr:
"Their Hippie Parents Smoked 'Em"
These stars' hippie parents screwed them up with their trip.
Meet the famous kids: the adorable klepto with a prescription pill problem, the vegan who loved PETA & heroin, the rock widow from Spaceland, and the superstar who chose state prison over Malibu!
Read the blog.
Rosie O’Donnell And Eleanor Roosevelt:
First Gay Moms of the World
The former Queen of Nice and the revered First Lady share a lifestyle that includes Sapphic love and kids.
Both had charity for all and malice to a few well-deserved targets.
Guess which one is truly The Mother of the Year, maybe the millenium?!!
Read the blog.
Elvis And Wyatt Earp:
The Jewish Connection
What do "The King" Elvis Aaron Presley and "The Old West's" favorite marshal Wyatt Earp have in common!?! The Jewish women in their family trees left a long lasting impression on their lives. That and the drinking, doping, women and fame!
Listen in on the girls as they dish about,
"Elvis and Wyatt Earp: The Jewish Connection"
And what's this!? An added bonus at the end of the feature!?!? Have fun crackin' open this Easter egg Elvis fans.
Angelina Jolie:
The Mother Of Reinvention
Join Patte and Randa the legendary Starr Sisters of Malibu, and their lovely Brooklyn accents in their discussion about the uncanny parallels between Angelina Jolie, Mia Farrow and topless 1920's Jazz Dancer, Josephine Baker!
Listen to the girls dish on our premiere episode,
"Angelina Jolie: Mother of Reinvention"